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Subject: *~~ My Fav0urite Funny J0kes ~~*
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acmi 8.11.14 - 04:20pm
Dukandar:
Machhar k liye p0wder le l0.
Pathan:
Nahi bhai machhar k0 itna bhi free nahi karna hai
Aaj p0wder ly dia t0 kal ko b0dy spray mange ga.
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1faisal1 13.11.14 - 03:25pm
ye sms jin khubsurat lark0n 0r lrkiyun k0 milta hai
5 sec0nd baad unka m0bile 0ff h0 jata hai.
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
nahi hua??
Khubsurat h0te t0 h0 jata na..
Mera t0 2 din tak 0ff raha tha..
Ha ha ha ha ha.. *
acmi 14.11.14 - 02:38pm
Husband:
Hypn0tize karna kia h0ta hai?
Wife:
Kisi k0 apne c0ntr0l men kar k apni marzi ka kaam karwana.
Husband: chal jh00ti !
Ussey t0 shadi kehte hain...
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acmi 16.11.14 - 02:53pm
Dil t0 chahta hai k j0 tumse zyada khubsurat hai usk0 jan se maar d0n
lekin
kya kar0n
Islam men khud kushi bhi t0 haram hai..
Ufff kiya karun. *
acmi 16.11.14 - 03:00pm
Kehty hain khubsurat cheezen dekhny se insaan khud b kh0bsurat h0 jata hai...
Ab pata nahi
Aap k paas
Meri tasveer hai k nahi..? *
1faisal1 17.11.14 - 02:19pm
jab aapk0 k0i pagal kahe t0 dukhi mat h0na,
afs0s mat karna
r0na bhi nahi
darna bhi mat
aur
himat se kharay h0 k s0chna
usse pata kaisy chla.
Hahaha *
1faisal1 21.11.14 - 02:44pm
1 pathan wazir ban'ny k baad h0spital k d0ray pe chala gaya,
wahan 2 mareez0n k0 0xygen lagi thi aur 1 k0 nahi lagi thi.
Pathan ne d0ct0r se p0ucha 2 mareez0n k0 CNG lagi hai aur 1 k0 kyun nahi?
D0ct0r ne drip ki taraf ishara kiya aur b0la,
ye PETR0L pe chal raha hai. *
1faisal1 21.11.14 - 02:51pm
pathan ka MP3 kharab h0gaya,
usne kh00l k dekha t0 andar 1 mara hua machar mila,
ye dekh k pathan gusse se b0la
chalega kaise?
G0lukaar hi mar gaya hai. *
acmi 23.11.14 - 01:36pm
Paindu Girl:
Janu mujhy bhi *Faceb00k* ka acc0unt bana d0.
B0y:
Tumhen chalani aati hai?
Girl:
Aap chla laina
Main peechy baith ja0n gi..
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acmi 23.11.14 - 01:43pm
Girl:
My janu my baby mera bacha
my sweet0 my g0lu mera guddu kiya tum mujh se shadi kar0ge b0l mera bacha?
B0y:
Kamini purp0se kar rahi hai ya g0ud le rahi hai..
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1faisal1 26.11.14 - 03:30pm
pathan dukandar se:
handfree hai?
Dukandar: g khan saab
pathan:
t0 phir mera naarra bandna,
mere haath men sabzi hai. *
1faisal1 27.11.14 - 02:58pm
1 bacha bus men p0lice waly k pichy betha khud se baten kar raha tha,
agar meri maa hathni 0r baap hathi h0ta t0 men 1 ch0ta hathi h0ta, hahaha
agar meri maa chirya 0r baap chira h0ta t0 men 1 ch0ta chira h0ta, hahaha
agar meri maa sherni 0r baap sher h0ta t0 men ch0ta sher h0ta, haha
p0lice waly k0 ghussa aa gaya 0r w0 b0la agar teri maa kamini 0r baap kamina h0ta t0 tu kia h0ta?
Bacha: phir men p0lice wala h0ta.
Hahahahaha *
acmi 7.12.14 - 01:38pm
Eik pathan saudi arab gaya,
wahan naswar khatay h0we p0lice wale ne pakar liya.
P0lice wale ne kaha:
Haza ta'kul-un-naswar min asshi un aghzar
Pathan r0te huwe p0lice wale k galay lag gaya aur kaha:
Mujhy aaj pata chala naswar khane ki bhi dua h0ti hai..
*
acmi 7.12.14 - 01:41pm
Pathan bank me 1000 rupey jama karwane gaya
Cashier:
ye 1000 ka n0te t0 nakli hai?
Pathan:
Jama mere acc0unt men h0ga
tumhen k0i takleef?
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1faisal1 8.12.14 - 03:22pm
grammar teacher 2 pathan:
F0ZIYA r0zana lark0 se milti hai.
Bta0 is jumle men F0ziya kya hai?
Pathan:
F0ziya beghairat hai, is k abba k0 btana parega. *
acmi 9.12.14 - 02:03pm
Teacher:
15 fruits k naam bata0
Pathan: Amr00d
Teacher: Shabash
Pathan: Mang0
Teacher: Gud
Pathan: Apple
Teacher: Very gud 3 h0 gaey ab 12 reh gaey
Pathan: Eik darjan kelay...
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acmi 9.12.14 - 02:06pm
Har Cheez Had Men Achi Lagti Hai...
Magar
Eik Main Hi H00n
J0 Sub K0 Behad Acha Lagta Hun..
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acmi 16.12.14 - 03:19pm
Hamari dua0n men b0hat asar hai
Eik k0 dua di k sada muskuraty rah0
Aaj w0 pagal khany men hai
Eik k0 dua di k teri zindagi men ph00l hi ph00l h0n
Aaj w0 maali hai
Eik k0 dua di k sada chamakty rah0
Aaj w0 ganja hai
Bata0 aap k liye kya dua kar0n, bar bar kehty h0 dua0n men yaad rakhna.. *
1faisal1 21.12.14 - 01:21pm
m0m t0 s0n:
tepu sultan k0n hai?
S0n: mujhe nahi pata.
M0m: parhai pe dehan d0.
S0n: najma aunty k0n hen?
M0m: pata nahi.
S0n: papa pe dehan d0.. *
acmi 6.01.15 - 02:48pm
Wife: main apki buhat izzat karti hun.
Husband: kitni izzat?
Wife: itni k agar aap bed pe beth0 t0 main s0fay par bethun gi
Husband: agar main s0fay par beth gaya t0?
Wife: t0 main zameen pe bethun gi
Husband: agar main zameen pe beth gaya t0?
Wife: main garha kh0d k us men beth jaun gi
Husband: Agar main garhy men beth gaya t0?
Wife: main us men mitti daal dungi kyun k tujhe izzat raas nahi aa rahi.
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1faisal1 25.01.15 - 03:39pm
3 sardar0n k0 1 bike pe dekh kar traffic p0lice ne rukne ka ishara kiya
sardar chalti bike par se b0la:
pagal h0 gaya hai kya?
tu kahan baithy ga? *
1faisal1 30.01.15 - 04:00pm
pappu in lift.
1 larki mehnga perfume laga k enter hui aur b0li:
c0bra perfume price 8000.
2nd larki aai aur b0li
jasmine price 12000.
P0ri lift men khusbu mehak rahi thi
phir achanak d0n0 larki0n ne apni naak pakar lee aur
pappu k0 dekhne lagin.
Pappu muskuraty huay b0la:
m00li 10 rupay kil0. *
1faisal1 3.02.15 - 03:08pm
japan biscuit fact0ry men machine ne ek packet khali pack kar diya,
unh0n ne missing check karne k liye 60 hazar d0llar ki x-ray machine khareed li.
Peshawar ki ek biscuit fact0ry men b aisa hua t0 unh0n ne sirf ek pedestal fan laga diya ta k khali packet urr jaey.
Genius k0n?
Pathan ya japan.. *
1faisal1 27.02.15 - 03:29pm
Iss duniya men, ap kitna b dukhi h0 k0i nahi dekhta
aap kitna b tensi0n men h0 k0i nahi dekhta
aap kitna b r0 l0 k0i nahi dekhta
lekin 1 din landy ki jarsi pehan l0 t0 pura m0halla dekh leta hai.
0ye tu landy di jarsi pai ay. *
1faisal1 15.03.15 - 02:04pm
girl: mujh se shadi kar0 ge?
Pathan: nahi hum apn0n men karty hen.
Jaise ammi ne abbu se ki,
bhai ne bhabi se ki,
baji ne behn0i se ki.
Hum b apni biwi se hi kare ga. *
1faisal1 15.03.15 - 02:07pm
kabhi kabhi mere dil men khayal aata hai..?
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.Hahaha.
Khayal dh00nd rahy h0
aaj nahi aya,
kabhi kabhi aata hai. *
1faisal1 26.05.15 - 04:27pm
BAD LUCK
Girl: hi
b0y: hi 2 sweet heart
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girl: kahan h0 reply t0 kar0 na?
B0y: han han main yahan hi h0n reply kr raha h0n par msg sent nahi h0 raha.
(msg sending failed)
girl: agar chat nahi karni t0 bata d0 kyun ign0re kar rahy h0?
B0y: chanda main apk0 ign0re nahi kar raha msg send nahi h0 raha.
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girl: bas b0hat h0 gaya aainda mujhse baat mat karna samjhe.
B0y: ja dafa h0 ja CHURRAIL
(message sent) *
acmi 27.05.15 - 02:50pm
Pathan:
Main jitna bhi parh l0n main w0 nahi ban sakta j0 main chahta hun..
Teacher:
Tum kya ban'na chahte h0?
Pathan:
LADY D0CT0R..
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1faisal1 1.06.15 - 10:50am
pathan: hum ne billi k samne ch00ha rakha usne nahi khaya bata0 kyun?
Sardar: plastic ka h0ga.
Pathan: nahi, hamari naak ka tha.
Sardar: lakh di lanat. *
